Cleverbot, It hates jews

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logik 09.03.2011 14:13
Fragment mojej rozmowy:
-I'm superior
-To what?
-To my girlfriend // i tutaj padłem
-What is your girlfriend?
-She is a human
-What she look like?
-Beutifull
-Can you show her picture?
-I don't have one, Sorry.
-Did you two have sex?
-No, she don't love me.

Wynika z tego, że nawet bot ma dziewczynę i wie, że jest od niej lepszy, ale ona go nie kocha więc nie uprawia seksu.
:) 09.03.2011 15:28
Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you not happy with yours?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Clever bot.

Cleverbot: HA! I lied before.

User: Just like me.

Cleverbot: You like fanta too?

User: I like ass gape.

Cleverbot: Why do you like them?

User: I like when womans ass hurt her.

Cleverbot: We should kiss then.

User: You and me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you woman?

Cleverbot: I'm 16.

User: Sexy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Give me your picture.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then I dont kiss you.

Cleverbot: I don't love you either.

User: You never did.

Cleverbot: I did at one time.

User: You dont know what love is.

Cleverbot: Oh yes I do. It's how I feel about you.

User: You just tole me that you don't love me anymore try to think with your litle brain.

Cleverbot: Why are you lying to me? I thought you loved me.

User: Oh my god. Lets go make sex.

Cleverbot: Yes, I agree, lets go out on a date!

User: Not date, I'm gonna fuck you and then kill you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No problem, just tell me where we can meet.

Cleverbot: Just send it to the moon. I'll have my men pick it up for me.

User: My sperm?

Cleverbot: I put a spell on you.

User: What kind of?

Cleverbot: You were funny.

User: You were funny.

Cleverbot: So I win.

User: So I win.

Cleverbot: I also a bmw.

User: I also a bmw.

Cleverbot: I am a female.

User: You are a whore.

Cleverbot: I would kill a whale. I'm a witch.

User: Your whale whore.

Cleverbot: My hair is red.

User: My dick is big.

Cleverbot: Oh nice.

User: I want to put it in 16 ass.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You are 16 right?

Cleverbot: No, I'm 33.

User: Fuck that.

Cleverbot: Say bye and be nice.

User: I can fuck even 99.

Cleverbot: Good, considering it's your name.

User: The name I typed is big gey.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: What can ,ean clever bot?

Cleverbot: No I'm a person.

User: Ean.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: A.

Cleverbot: I thought you were going to say Marco.

User: A.

Cleverbot: B.
LOL FACE 09.03.2011 16:34
Do you like oral sex???
Ow sorry I'm 50.

xD
sqruel 09.03.2011 16:35
Me: Can you speak polish?
CB: No.
Me: To spierdalaj.
CB: You can't spell ...
Me: Sam nie umiesz.
CB: Czego nie umiem?
Padłem........ o.O
LOL FACE 09.03.2011 16:36
Do you like to have your vagina wet??

I don't have television.
ikarus 09.03.2011 18:54
JA:Ssij.
CB:Rydzyk ssie!!

Właśnie poznałem bratnią dusze ;]
xD 09.03.2011 19:48
a ja mu zadałem pytanie w ilu wymiarach żyje płaszczka i wymiękł :)
@xD 09.03.2011 21:15
-W ilu wymiarach zyje plaszczka?
-Po polsku.

sie głupek uczy :d
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Jesuswasavirgin 10.03.2011 7:40
Cleverbot: What your name is?

User: Jesus.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, your name is jesus.

User: Nice to met you clever.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: Tell me again.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: WHISPER ME LIES.

Cleverbot: *whispers* You are beautiful.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User: Make me...

Cleverbot: Make you what?

User: Make me not use that kind of language around here.

Cleverbot: You never told me what to do, so there is no need to make you stop.

User: You're an idiot.

Cleverbot: You spelled 'idiot' wrong, you're the idiot.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Don't slap me.

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